Most PR checks are broken #1136

Continuing #1123, this time only 2/6 PRs work.

Steps to reproduce
Submit a PR

Expected outcome
All checks should pass with a green light

Actual result
Only 8.2 & 8.4 work.
7.4 fails due to:
Root composer.json requires php >=8.1 but your php version (7.4.33) does not satisfy that requirement.
8.0 fails due to:
Root composer.json requires php >=8.1 but your php version (8.0.27) does not satisfy that requirement.
8.1 & 8.3 fail due to:
[STATUS] Unable to fetch status code, error: Status code is not available from Behat\Mink\Driver\Selenium2Driver